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Wednesday, February 13, 2013

taco bathroom

I smell tacos.

I smelled it immediately upon waking up; beef and cheese and heavy seasoning and thick grease. I smelled it in my kitchen whilst sleepily making coffee. I smelled it in the bathroom as I washed my face.

Gag. Friends, Taco Bathroom is NOT a great morning experience.

But Taco Bathroom is exactly what I wake up to roughly twice a week, whenever my neighbor decides it's time for Mexican food. Taco Bathroom happens because our ventilation mostly pulls from the apartments surrounding ours-- so when the guy next to us cooks, the smell creeps into our air.

It's not so bad while he's actually cooking, even if it is a little strange to smell Mexican food while I'm having dessert. But I really start to seethe when I come home the next day and my apartment is rife with the stinky stanky STANK that is stale beef.

Taco Bathroom is the bane of my apartment-dwelling existence. Honestly, we've had house dreams for a while now, but nothing makes me crave my own space more than Taco Bathroom.

And I have bad news for my neighbor: It's Mexican night in the Kelsey household...soo...





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